A Few Funny Quotes on ANTIOXIDANTS for your enjoyment. Good way to start off your wkend.
I'm reading a book titled Reactive Oxygen Species Vs Antioxidants.... The Oxypocalypse or the War That Never Was by Prof Randolph M. Howes M.D. Ph.D. You know that you are on the edge of radically wierd if you consider reading this book fun :).
The Quote that is imprinted in my mind and changed how I look at antioxidants was when I attended a Doctor Training Seminar several years ago..... "Why are we all afraid of oxygen, we need oxygen to live! If you think you need an antioxidant eat a blueberry, your body knows what to do with a blueberry!"
Here are some quotes publsihed in the book discussed by Dr. Howes
"Finding Your Inner Radical Self"
As the famous "Okie" Will Rogers once said there are three ways to learn how to do something. Some people will learn by reading books, some will learn by watching what others do and there will be those who just have to piss on the electric fence to figure it out.
Dr. Howes Quotes:
The magnanimous dance of the redox electron is the bona fide ballet of life.
Without educating the "radically" ignorant, convincing them of the dangers of antioxidant over use is an impossibility.
Resolving redox confusion has proven fiendishly difficult.
The most important of all rules is the rule that no rule is immitable or put it another way, the rule is that no rule remains the same rule...forever. Rules are progressive and not everlasting.
When the expanding universe collapses, we may experience reverse evolution or "devil-ution."
Two main quarries, oxidants and antioxidants, supply the major building blocks for electron and proton flow in living entities. Rock on!
Just about the entire time you begin to figure out life, it's time to die and you grasp just how little you have figured out.
Just when you figure out that you can not figure out life, is when you realize that we are all as dumb as a box of roxs...er, rocks.
Antioxivores, gobble down your synthetic supplements to support billon dollar sales but so at your own peril.
Oxidants and antioxidants are like Wasabi or a bass player---i.e. they do not work well alone. They are co-dependent in their life-sustaining quest of promoting electron and proton flow.
The half century of occurrance of the free radical theory will merely represent a moment of confusion in the overall history of redox thought, aerobiosis and oxygen appreciation.
Radicophobes can ignore the truth or they can reject the truth but they can not change the magnificent truths regarding the crucial role of EMOD's in the life process of all aerobes or the inherent splendor of oxygen.
Under abnormal conditions, elecronically modified oxygen derivatives may be toxic in excess but the same can be said for water and food.
Friends do not let friends injudiciously ingest antioxidants
Amused and annoyed in equal measure, I peruse the antioxidant vitamn ads. Quotes are inspired by the marketing and business milieu, which distort the facts to score a selling point....so much for science. Let's hear it for sales.
I toil to reveal the deceptive profit-driven agenda of the antioxidant and radicophobes.
The best thing about free radical theory is theat you intuatively feel and instinctively know that it is wrong,.....just plain old wrong.
Antioxidants: Known harm for unknown benefit.
Comprehensive Rejuvenating Antioxidant Program: C.R.A.P. Yes, this is their antiaging plan. Their are CRAP creams, CRAP pills, CRAP supplements, CRAP shampoos etc... In short, it's all a lot of CRAP
Hydrogen and oxygen are two of the most flammable elements. Yet, combine them into water and they are the most effective extingusher of their own fire. The very essence of nature can be drastically altered by association and company we keep.
Oxygen is the biomarker for life on the planet Earth and used as such by those in the search of life throughout the universe. It is not the sentinel of death, as espoused by the ersatz free radi-crap theory.
Many faux theorist on aging subscribe to the free radical theory, which is like the theory of Bigfoot, only with less credibility or substance.
Faith is the capacity of accepting, without question, the incomprehensible as acknowledged and simplified facts.
Theorists propose a multiplicity of parallel universes. I have visited them many times. I sleep and enter via the dream-worm-hole portal. It is as real as all of the other unprovable universes. The dream dimension truely alters space and time in a remarkable, mysterious and inexplicable manner.
Humans are being rejected by the planet. I feel it.
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